Boogie is blessed by Saint Pepsi in Mountain Dew Bathtub Baptism.

LCU NEWS ALERT
“MOUNTAIN DEW BAPTISM DERAILS INTO FULL-BLOWN CHAOS”

LCU News is following the aftermath of tonight’s stream, where Boogie2988’s much-hyped Mountain Dew Bath veered into territory that left the entire panel wrecked and the live chat in a state of spiritual crisis.

What began as Boogie lounging in a tub full of glowing Mountain Dew quickly turned into a donation-fueled fever dream. The Super Chats were relentless — including $500 from Scottdude814 and $499.99 from Satan — but the message that shifted the whole tone was simple:

“Add the chocolate sauce.”

Within seconds, the tub transformed from electric green to a thick, afterbirth-brown slurry. The reaction across the panel was immediate. Scooter and Rastov were trying not to vomit on stream. Booster Gold sat there like he’d seen a thousand timelines worse than this and had come to terms with all of them.

Then Boogie confirmed the detail everyone feared. Earlier, he joked that if he pissed in the tub no one would know because it matched the color. Midway through the stream, he admitted he had — and then brushed his teeth with the mixture and drank it while the other hosts recoiled in real-time misery.

The moment was severe enough that Keemstar stepped in and told Boogie to knock it off and get out of the tub.

Boogie ended up staying submerged for over two and a half hours, marinating in what many are now calling “Dew Sabbath,” before returning to the studio for another hour to close out the show.

From a performance standpoint?
An unhinged success.
From a financial standpoint?
One of Boogie’s best days in ages.

LCU News will continue monitoring this story as new reactions, memes, and medical concerns inevitably surface.

Watch the full episode here.